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    Thursday, September 15th, 2005
    5:37 pm
    so jean told me too write in this thing... again so i will. and when i open this it reminded me of something that happen the other day so ill write about that. so me and dale were walking in lunch and i told him "dale im going to be ur bodyguard" and he said "ok" so less than a minute later this one kid came walking towards dale so i pushed him and said "wow watch where u walking" he was so scared it was funny. then that same day we were in study hall and some kids were throwing papers around and one hit me in the head so i got up turned around and said "WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT" some kids were laughing so i said "THIS ISNT FUCKING FUNNY... DO USEE ME FUCKING LAUGHING" he got scared too. good times. then yesterday i was with eamon in a table and some kid came and sit right next to me so i looked at eamon and said "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!!" then i turned around looked at the kid and saif "WHO THE FUCK R U!!!!!!!!!" then he left with shit in his pants. ohhhh and im going to kidnap someone and rape them..

    Current Mood: thirsty
    Sunday, September 11th, 2005
    7:07 pm
    so jean wants me too write in this so i will...

    ummmm... what to write... im going to puerto rico on dicember and its going to be sweet... also i can go this summer to puerto rico whenever i want as long as i have some money cause my brother is buying an apartment... im going to bring jean with me... yea thats right ur coming with me even if u dont want to...ok if u dont want to u dont have to come... hahah cum...ill make u cum......................ANYWAYS

    thats all

    Current Mood: confused
    Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
    9:14 pm
    i think ive said this before but i really hate when people say they "love" someone when really they dont. Well i dont know they might love each other but they probably dont. Like i know this person that every person she or he goes out with she or he says that she or he loves him or her. It really drives me crazy. I mean they might love them now but common not every person. I strongly believe u can really trully love just one person in ur life. But there is also different kinds of love like friend love and family love and whatever. But u can only love love only one person. AND THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!

    now that im over that i have nothing else to say.

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    Monday, September 6th, 2004
    2:37 pm
    [ .001. ] name: Gabriel
    [ .002. ] gender: Male
    [ .003. ] age: 15
    [ .004. ] birthday: august 23
    [ .005. ] height: 5' 7" i think
    [ .006. ] hair color: Brown
    [ .007. ] eye color: brown
    [ .008. ] race: white? i guess
    [ .009. ] is your hair long or short: short
    [ .010. ] repping: what the hell is that?
    [ .011. ] zodiac sign: virgo
    [ .012. ] how many languages do you know: 2 1/4
    [ .013. ] nationality: American
    [ .014. ] piercings you have: 0
    [ .015. ] piercings you want: 0
    [ .016. ] tattoos you have: None
    [ .017. ] tattoos you want: atleats 1
    [ .018. ] today's date: September 6th
    [ .019. ] the time: 2:40

    S C H O O L
    [ .020. ] are you still in school: Yes
    [ .021. ] did you drop out: No
    [ .022. ] favorite grade: 4th
    [ .023. ] least favorite grade: deffinetly 2nd
    [ .024. ] favorite teacher: Miss Campbell
    [ .025. ] least favorite teacher: this one that i forgot her name
    [ .026. ] favorite subject: hmmmm i dont know
    [ .027. ] least favorite subject: weight training class
    [ .028. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Buy
    [ .029. ] play any sports on the school's team: no
    [ .030. ] are/were you popular: who knows
    [ .031. ] most humiliating moment: I cant remember


    F A V O R I T E
    [ .032. ] number: 5
    [ .033. ] clothing brand: any i guess
    [ .034. ] shoes: Ones that fit me
    [ .035. ] saying: i dont know
    [ .036. ] tv show: I dunno
    [ .037. ] sport: shooting
    [ .038. ] vegetable: carrots
    [ .039. ] fruit: watermelon
    [ .040. ] movie: I don't know
    [ .041. ] magazine: i dont like magazines
    [ .042. ] candy: everykind except those harry potter ones
    [ .043. ] gum: Orbit
    [ .044. ] scent: curve
    [ .045. ] ice cream flavor: Cookies and Cream
    [ .046. ] color: Blue
    [ .047. ] season: winter
    [ .048. ] holiday: Christmas
    [ .049. ] type of music: any i guess
    [ .050. ] thing in your room: my bed
    [ .051. ] place to be: PR
    [ .052. ] radio station: i hate the radio
    [ .053. ] tv channel: comedy central
    [ .054. ] junk food: fries
    [ .055. ] overall food: rice
    [ .056. ] shoe brand: vans
    [ .057. ] fast food: mcdonald
    [ .058. ] restaurant: Danny's international
    [ .059. ] shape: circle.. it reminds me of me
    [ .060. ] time of day: the time when i start talking to jean
    [ .061. ] country: america i guess
    [ .062. ] state: florida
    [ .063. ] boys name: Manuel De Jesus
    [ .064. ] girls name: Carmen del sol
    [ .065. ] mall: Plaza las america ... its in puerto rico i always get lost there
    [ .066. ] car: 350 or g35
    [ .067. ] word: hello my friend
    [ .068. ] month: november and october
    [ .069. ] disney character: mickey mouse
    [ .070. ] scary movie: I have no idea

    this or that
    [ .084. ] shakira or britney: Shakira all the way
    [ .085. ] mtv or vh1: Neither..
    [ .086. ] football or basketball: Basjetball
    [ .093. ] inside or outside: outside
    [ .095. ] cell phone or pager: Cell Phone
    [ .096. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: charlie's angels
    [ .098. ] tattoos or piercings: tattoos
    [ .099. ] coke or pepsi: they taste the same.. idiot

    H A V E Y O U E V E R . .
    [ .102. ] pictured your crush naked?: maybe
    [ .103. ] actually seen ur crush naked: i saw her butt in a way
    [ .104. ] been in love: yes
    [ .105. ] cried when someone died: Yes
    [ .107. ] lied: Yeah
    [ .110. ] lie to the police: nope they r cool
    [ .111. ] run from the police: no
    [ .112. ] lie to your parents: Yes sir
    [ .115. ] flashed someone: yes all the time
    [ .116. ] told the person you liked how you felt: Of course
    [ .117. ] gone to jail or juvi: nope
    [ .118. ] stolen anything: Yes
    [ .120. ] kicked someone's ass: yes
    [ .124. ] gone on a road trip: no
    [ .125. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: No
    [ .126. ] been to a concert: in a way i guess
    [ .131. ] broke a law: Yes


    P R I V A T E
    [ .139. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: no
    [ .140. ] do you have a crush: i guess so
    [ .141. ] do you love anyone right now: yes
    [ .142. ] have you ever been in love: I am
    [ .143. ] how many people have you kissed: do guys count?
    [ .144. ] who was your first kiss: michelle
    [ .145. ] how many hearts have you broken: i think no ones
    [ .146. ] how many people broke your heart: atleast 1
    [ .147. ] best quote to sum up love: what?
    [ .148. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: she is hot and great and wonderful and super and awesome and she has a great CULO!
    [ 153. ] do you go by looks or personality: Well, I mostly go for personality.. but looks are a pretty good bonus..
    [ .156. ] do you smoke: Nope
    [ .157. ] do you smoke weed: No
    [ .159. ] beer good or beer bad: well is bad if u drinking way too much
    [ .160. ] write poetry: No


    T H E L A S T . .
    [ .224. ] thing you ate: bacon
    [ .225. ] thing you drank: Water
    [ 226. ] thing you wore: Clothes
    [ .227. ] place you went: the family room
    [ .229. ] person you saw: mom or dad i cant remember
    [ .230. ] person you kissed: ilarys
    [ .231. ] person you fucked: no one
    [ .232. ] person you talked to: Mom
    [ .233. ] song you heard: malabu nights
    [ .234. ] person you hugged: juancho
    [ .235. ] person u instant messaged: jean
    [ .236. ] person u laughed with: eamon and sam and david and sam and arend when we broke the guiatr on joeys head
    [ .237. ] what are you eating: Nothing at all
    [ .238. ] what are you drinking: Nothing
    [ .239. ] what are you wearing: clothes
    [ .240. ] any shoes on: No
    [ .241. ] hair: regular?? what stupid questions r this??
    [ .242. ] listening to: tv
    [ .243. ] talking to anyone: not right this seconds


    F I N A L Q U E S T I O N S
    [ .253. ] i want: to fall from a cliff
    [ .254. ] i wish: UGH
    [ .255. ] i love: UGH!
    [ .256. ] i miss: UGH!!
    [ .257. ] i fear: OMG! DROP IT!
    [ .258. ] i hear: the phone ringing
    [ .259. ] i wonder: ummm... nevermind i prefer not to say
    [ .260. ] how do u know its love?: u know the difference
    [ .266. ] can people read you like a book: maybe
    [ .267. ] what's your biggest fear: omg drop it already geez
    [ .268. ] do you talk a lot: maybe
    [ .278. ] now that this is over, what are you going to do: i dont know whatever comes up i guess
    Sunday, September 5th, 2004
    4:02 pm
    I taped my dads cabinets shot and he got pissed and he hit me and called me stupid. I thought it was funny.

    Jean is naked and she threw her underwears to her floor and they r there right now.

    U know i just realized that theres a stupid blue pencil in this page in the top left corner... it looks gay.

    CHICKEN BUTT

    ok i just realized that theres two clowns on this desk and they r staring at me and im about to brake them in pieces... ill just through it to the floor so it will brake since its glass clowns. but they r scary and theres a mexican doll sitting in front of my fireplace I HOPE IT BURNS!!
    3:54 pm
    Si spend the night at eamons it was fun. We broke a guitar on joeys head that was funny and we shot him too.. and when i say we i mean arend. I ripped my shirt. what else. I bite jeans toe.. for a second i thought of taking her sock off and suck her toe but then i was like... nah.

    JEAN WANTS MY MAN JUICE!!!!!!

    JEan is pissed at me :(
    Friday, September 3rd, 2004
    6:27 pm
    Ok i havnt posted in a while... its all good. Well i dont like gym class... weight training its deffintly poops mc gee. My legs hurt from wendsday and its friday. Like i can run 3 miles... well anyways.. thats the only class i hate and mrs Dick-o's class too... all she does is talk.

    Well tomorrow im going to eamons house... i put a lot of dots everywhere.... and i dont like them.

    AGHHH gross there eating 12 live snails in fear factor. Im bored and tired

    i cant find the knife i was going to give eamon i guess ill have to give him money.. oh well

    SEE MONET I POSTED!!!
    Sunday, August 22nd, 2004
    1:35 am
    so today i had a party for my birthday but it wasnt really mine because most people where my parents friends and they have kids and everything one is my age (u might now him jose) one is 1 year younger than me and the others r little kids.... i got this trampoline and i got hit in the nuts a couple of time so im not going to get on it with jean she will probably hit me on perpose and say "ohhh it was the trampoline". But my parents friends r coll... my parents r the oldest.... thats the only time my mom dosnt hit me in partys and stuff because she gets drunk.... my birthday was of spiderman it was sweet. 7154 called me to go to eamons house but i coudnt and i wanted to go. and here is this stupid thing

    x=yes, - =kinda, []= no

    Have you ever...
    [-] been drunk.
    [] smoked pot.
    [] kissed a member of the same sex.
    [] rode in a taxi.
    [] been dumped.
    [] been fired.
    [x] been in love.
    [x] been in a fist fight.
    [x] snuck out of your parent's house.
    [] been arrested.
    [] celebrated new years in times square.
    [] went on a blind date.
    [x] lied to a friend.
    [] had a crush on a teacher.
    [] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
    [] been to europe.
    [x] skipped school.
    [] hooked up with a stranger.
    [] thrown up from drinking.
    [x] played 'clue'.
    [x] had a sleepover party.
    [] went ice skating.
    [] cheated on someone
    [] been cheated on.
    [] had a sweet sixteen.
    [] had a car.
    [x] drove.
    [] had sex.


    Do you...
    [] have a bf.
    [] have a gf.
    [x] have a crush.
    [x] feel loved.
    [x] feel lonely.
    [x] feel happy.
    [] hate yourself.
    [thats no x its a "deffinetly"] think you're attractive.
    [] have a dog
    [x] have your own room.
    [] listen to techno.
    [x] listen to reggae.
    [] paint your nails.
    [] have more than 1 best friend.
    [x] masturbate.
    [-] get good grades.
    [-] play an instrument
    [x] have slippers.
    [x] wear boxers.
    [] wear thongs.
    [] wear makeup.
    [x] like the color blue.
    [-] like the color yellow. (only if its with black and red and green)
    [] like to read.
    [] like to write. (write what??)
    [] have long hair.
    [x] have short hair.
    [x] have a cell phone.


    Are you...
    [-] ugly.
    [-] pretty.
    [x] ok.
    [x] bored.
    [x] happy.
    [x] bilingual.
    [-] white.
    [] black.
    [] filipino
    [] mexican
    [] asian.
    [] bolivian
    [] short.
    [-] tall.
    [] naked.
    [] sick.
    [uh huh] lazy.
    [x] single.
    [] taken.
    [-] looking.
    [-] not looking.
    [] talking to someone.
    [x] IMing someone.
    [] scared to die.
    [] sleepy.
    [-] annoyed.
    [] on the phone.
    [] in your room.
    [] drinking something.
    [] eating something.
    [x] in your pjs.
    [x] ticklish.
    [] listening to music.
    [] homophobic.
    Sunday, August 15th, 2004
    8:00 pm
    have i ever told u guys that i hate this chair..... well now i hate it 20 times more... ruined the day dream i had going on. this chair is a freaking bastard.

    Oh thanks monet.. for yesterday.

    im bored and bored i dont know what to write....

    Ok jean is sad because i agreed with her and i made her cry and she is crying right now... and then i made her sad...

    chicken....

    i love ice cream....

    GROSS!! JEAN IM NOT GOING TP WRITE THAT SHIT!!! or balls
    Saturday, August 14th, 2004
    1:04 am
    ok jean freaks me out... she always writes die when she writes crazy stuff....

    well anyways today i went to vandalia to a gun tournament thing and i got a custom made earplugs for me to go shooting... oh that sounds so proffessional. (but my english isnt..) so anyways everyone was like selling guns and stuff in there in like littl tents and stuff and then there was this like store right there that said "Perazzi" wish is one of the best shotgun brand so i went in there.... Then i saw this like shotgun that was $100,000. i was like holly shit!!

    Its like if im going on vacation and this neighboor comes and says "ill take care of ur house" ill go like "fuck the house.. take care of this gun"

    So anyways jean is freaking me out again. She can like read my mind and stuff... pretty creepy...
    Thursday, August 12th, 2004
    1:35 am
    Everytime i htink im getting use to it someone kills it.... well if it dosnt make senc eheres what im saying.... like if a kid is making a sand castle and its almost done well then someone comes and destroy it and he continues to do it... well i just want it to end.... i just want that kid to finish building the god damn castle.... does that make sence?? i think it does.... man theres a lot of dots in here....

    Current Mood: crappy
    Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
    1:37 pm
    ok i use to love this chair but now... is a piss of balls. Yesterday i was sitting in the computer minding my own business when all of a sudden this fucking chair pushed me down and i hit the back of my head on the bed (that one didnt hurt) i dont know how i hit the fron of my head but i started bleeding there and i also hit my elbow with a metal bar and i coudnt move my arm last night or today... whatever. It was today at 3 or so. and now my head hurts. I guess since everything happens for a reason i guess its because i was being an asshole yesterday night- today in the morning....

    "all is fair in unfairness" some wise words

    Current Mood: hurting
    Monday, August 2nd, 2004
    9:58 pm
    Ok so.... im going to write another journal. YES ANOTHER!!! and jean told me to go crazy. But i cant just go crazy out of thin air i mean i need an inspiration to get me crazy like a mother fucker. So i was thinking... "woudnt it be cool if i had a baby in my belly and could come out of my ass and then ill call him Cumachi" but that aint happening. Oh well. So jean told me to go to movies tomorrow but i dont got no ride and then i could walk there but eh ill see how ill wake up tomorrow. Im still not going crazy and its 10:03. in 4 minutes it would be james bond time. I just made that up. Im Lado... Gabriel Lado. TONANA TONAN TODODA TONAN tonan. Bam Bam Bam killed everyone.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA yes

    Thats this ugly bitch in a soap operah that starts alughing and then says yes really serious.

    U know i havnt laugh all day today i have been with the same face over and over i think im going to stay like that forever.

    Ok im done and its james bond time 1007 but forget about the first 1

    And i didnt turned crazy.

    Current Mood: serious
    Thursday, July 29th, 2004
    10:36 pm
    Fellopian Tubes....
    so jean wants me to write a journal again....

    Fellopian Tubes... what about fellopian tubes the fellopian tubes r like to arms that r in the uterus like this (shows arm thing like mr george). When the egg is made it travels to the fellopian tubes and goes to the uterus. Sometimes sperms go throught the fellopian tubes and brakes open the eggs shell and then the eggs r fertalized. U know sperms r like suicide bombers, they smack to the egg to brake the shell and they die. Poor little sperms...

    My mom dosnt have any fellopian tubes because she got all that shit out of her since she had a cancer in her uterus or some shit like that i dont remember.
    Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
    9:18 pm
    What u want i want and what i want u want
    im bored and im watching this thing on tv about a whole bunch of kids singing they sound ridicoulus the girls sound like guys and the guys sound like girls. I went to that one pool next to me and it was fucking cold the water was 35 degrees i felt like a hamster. i feel like the world is going to end tomorrow or like something else will happen. i was lsiutening yesterday to this guy his name is alvarez guedes he is the funniuest cuban ever but the bad thing is the jokes r in spanish so i cant share it with u guys because if i translate it it wont make sence. bored bored bored i dont know what else to write. so im living right about later. ohhh dam i was going to write something and i forgot. People sometimes start talking about something and never like tell i think ive said this before but... they start talking and then they wont say anything.... if they r not going to sqay anything then why they start talking about it. Yea i know ive done that too. oh well
    Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
    1:15 am
    ok i want to go to puerto rico right now and forget of everything. Or miami. But i want to go back to puerto rico. yea i know i dont got money to go there but ill go walking to miami first then ill steal money from fauntains and then ill buy a jetski and ill go to cuba to get some more gasoline then ill go to jamaica because ive always wanted to go there. then ill go to haiti and put some more gas and then ill finally go to puerto rico and ill stay there forever and ill hit my head with a hammer till i forget everything...
    Monday, July 26th, 2004
    10:13 pm
    Jean is the absolute sex!
    so jean wants me to talk about her.. again. and there isnt much to talk about jean... just kidding jean i love u. so jean is "the sex" and jean has her hands "there" i asked her yesterday if we could make a banana pie and she didnt understand what i ment. crazy. common a banana and a pie who dosnt understand her. but i explained it to her. and she was like "ohhhh...NO!" she hurt my feelings right there. now im crying thinking about that. But i still love jean.. deeply like on the deep of the ocean. that much.
    1:58 am
    "wheres the hospital... i have a vaginal infection"
    Right know im watching Bad Company is ok. I think im obses with the game minesweeper i keep playing thatgame and i get so pissed when i loose especially when i have 2 mines left. sucks!! I made a bannana shacke well i wanted bannana and strawberry but i didnt had any strawberrys so there was this bread my mom bought that it was like strawberry something it was like a dessert or something but it had strawberry so i was oh what the hell and i put it in the thing that gors in cricles with a knife at the end. I dont know how u call it. i forgot. i swear that i have forgotten some english over the summer. oh well atleast u guys understand me.

    i dont know what else to write so im leaving

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    Saturday, July 24th, 2004
    10:48 am

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